New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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