"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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