Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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