forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
And then he peed in my hair
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