Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.