Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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