So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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