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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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