It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need a hoe opinion
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