dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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