I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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