pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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