Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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