Do you still have your period?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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