No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Pooping to opera.
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