Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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