Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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