just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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