Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
two words...techno handjob
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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