She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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