This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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