Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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