and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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