Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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