when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How naked do you want me to be?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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