so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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