I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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