we're blogging at a bar
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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