It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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