It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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