Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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