R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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