The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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