I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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