I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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