We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Michael Bay diarrhea
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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