..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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