In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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