Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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