My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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