Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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