Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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