We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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