Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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