You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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