My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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