Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
