Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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