Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
