Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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