too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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