Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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