If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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