If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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