Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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