i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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